joke

priest is very fond of his rooster & hens. his rooster goes missing. next day in church he asks everybody: has anybody got a cock? all the men stood up. no, i mean: has anybody seen a cock? all the women stood up. no, i mean: has anybody seen a cock that does't belong to them? half the women stood up. no, he says angrily: has anybody seen my cock??... all the choir boys stood up.